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The first thing of C&C my true love gave to me,
A Flame Tank in a tree!
The second thing of C&C my true love gave to me,
Two Core Defenders
And a Flame Tank in a tree!!!
The third thing of C&C my true love gave to me,
Three aurora Bombers
Two Core Defenders
And a Flame Tank in a tree!!!
The forth thing of C&C my true love gave to me
Four Masterminds
Three aurora Bombers
Two Core Defenders
And a Flame Tank in a tree!!!
The fifth thing of C&C my true love gave to me,
FIVE MAMMOTH TANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four Masterminds
Three aurora Bombers
Two Core Defenders
And a Flame Tank in a tree!!!
The sixth fifth thing of C&C my true love gave to me,
Six Wolverines
FIVE MAMMOTH TANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four Masterminds
Three aurora Bombers
Two Core Defenders
And a Flame Tank in a tree!!!
The seventh thing of C&C my true love gave to me,
Seven Toxin Terrorists
Six Wolverines
FIVE MAMMOTH TANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four Masterminds
Three aurora Bombers
Two Core Defenders
And a Flame Tank in a tree!!!
The eighth thing of C&C my true love gave to me,
Eight Yuri Clones
Seven Toxin Terrorists
Six Wolverines
FIVE MAMMOTH TANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four Masterminds
Three aurora Bombers
Two Core Defenders
And a Flame Tank in a tree!!!
The ninth thing of C&C my true love gave to me,
Nine Missile Subs
Eight Yuri Clones
Seven Toxin Terrorists
Six Wolverines
FIVE MAMMOTH TANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four Masterminds
Three aurora Bombers
Two Core Defenders
And a Flame Tank in a tree!!!
The tenth thing of C&C my true love gave to me,
Ten Comanche Choppers
Nine Missile Subs
Eight Yuri Clones
Seven Toxin Terrorists
Six Wolverines
FIVE MAMMOTH TANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four Masterminds
Three aurora Bombers
Two Core Defenders
And a Flame Tank in a tree!!!
The eleventh thing of C&C my true love gave to me,
Eleven Orca Fighters
Ten Comanche Choppers
Nine Missile Subs
Eight Yuri Clones
Seven Toxin Terrorists
Six Wolverines
FIVE MAMMOTH TANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four Masterminds
Three aurora Bombers
Two Core Defenders
And a Flame Tank in a tree!!!
The Twelfth thing of C&C my true love gave to me,
Twelve Aircraft Carriers
Eleven Orca Fighters
Ten Comanche Choppers
Nine Missile Subs
Eight Yuri Clones
Seven Toxin Terrorists
Six Wolverines
FIVE MAMMOTH TANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four Masterminds
Three aurora Bombers
Two Core Defenders
And a Flame Tank in a tree!!!
The 12 things of red alert that are such a pain to me
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Chorus: the first thing of red alert that's such a pain to me is waiting for red alert 3
The second thing of red alert that's such a pain to me
General Carville: blowing up the reds!!!
Chorus: and waiting for red alert 3
The third thing of red alert that's such a pain to me
Tanya: Hangovers!
General Carville: blowing up the reds!!!
Chorus: and waiting for red alert 3
The fourth thing of red alert that's such a pain to me
Allied General: Sending out promotions!
Tanya: Hangovers!
General Carville: blowing up the reds!!!
Chorus: and waiting for red alert 3
Chorus: The fifth thing of red alert that's such a pain to me 5 damaged tanks!!!!!!!!
Allied General: Sending out promotions!
Tanya: Hangovers!
General Carville: blowing up the reds!!!
Chorus: and waiting for red alert 3
The sixth thing of red alert that's such a pain to me
Romonov: facing my units
Chorus: 5 damaged tanks!!!!!!!!
Allied General: I hate these promotions!
Tanya: Hangovers!
General Carville: blowing up these reds!!!
Chorus: and waiting for red alert 3
The seventh thing of red alert that's such a pain to me
Yuri: making my secret army!!!
Romonov: facing my units
Chorus: 5 damaged tanks!!!!!!!!
Allied General: sending out promotions!
Tanya: oh geezz!!!
General Carville: I'm trying to blow up these reds!!!
Chorus: and waiting for red alert 3
The eighth thing of red alert that's such a pain to me
Boris: I WANT AN AK-47 FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
Yuri: getting my secret army together and what do you mean "your forces"?!!
Chorus: 5 damaged tanks!!!!!!!!
Allied General: making out these promotions!!!
Tanya: corporal, get me a beer will ya?
General Carville: WE HAVE NO MORE NAVEL SUPPORT!!!!!!???????
Chorus: and waiting for red alert 3
The ninth thing of red alert that's such a pain to me
Tank driver: finding repair spaces!
Boris: I WANT SOME VODKA!!!
Yuri: building my secret army!!
Romonov: facing my units!!
Chorus: 5 damaged tanks!!!!!!!!
Allied General: making out these promotions!!!
Tanya: Hangovers!!!!
General Carville: NOW WHY THE HELL AREN'T WE SHELLING??!!!
Chorus: and waiting for red alert 3
The tenth thing of red alert that's such a pain to me
V3 driver: missiles not included?!
Tank driver: no repair spaces!
Boris: BUY ME SOME WEAPONS!!!!!!
Yuri: (in the next room) FIX IT YOURSELF!!!!! I'M BUSY!!!!!!!!!
Romonov: facing my units!!
Chorus: 5 damaged tanks!!!!!!!!
Allied General: yo!! Ho!! Sending promotions!!!
Tanya: oh geezz!!! Look at this!!!
General Carville: one plane blows up they all blow up!!!!!!!!!!
Chorus: and waiting for red alert 3
The eleventh thing of red alert that';s such a pain to me
President Dugan: calling in air strikes!!
V3 driver: missiles not included??!!!!!!!
Tank driver: no repair spaces!!!
Boris: I HAVE TO GO THE BATHROOM!!!!!!
Yuri: making my damn secret army!!!
Romonov: there morons, I hate them!!!
Chorus: 5 damaged tanks!!!!!!!!
Allied General: OH!! I don't even OWN half these units!!!
Tanya: who's got the toilet paper?
General Carville: get an MCV they destroyed us again!!
Chorus: and waiting for red alert 3
The twelfth thing of red alert that's such a pain to me
A bunch of conscripts: singing moronic carols!
President Dugan: calling in air strikes!!
V3 driver: missiles not included??!!!!!!!
Tank driver: no repair bays???!!!!!
Boris: WAHHHHHHH!!!!! WAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Yuri: stupid secret army!!!!!!!!
Romanov: Have to get 'em into combat!!!!!!!
Chorus: 5 damaged tanks!!!!!!!!
Allied General: I'm not giving these out!!!! That's it!!!!
Tanya: shut up you!!!!
General Carville: FINE, YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU BLOW UP THE REDS!!!!!!!!!!!
Chorus: and waiting for red alert 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jingle Bells
Dugan smells!
Carvill laid an egg!
Zophia's tank lost a wheel!
And Hitler got away!
Einstein: Crap!
Dugan smells!
Carvill laid an egg!
Zophia's tank lost a wheel!
And Hitler got away!
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